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Ladyfingers Letterpress

Have A Smashing Good Time On Your Birthday Greeting Card

Have A Smashing Good Time On Your Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $ 6.29
Regular price Sale price $ 6.29

 - only 6 left in stock

Perhaps you are privvy to the recent(ish) news where there have been reports of Orca Whales attacking luxury yachts?

Unless you are the kind of mega-dega-rich person who makes billions of dollars every second off the backs of hard-working laborers, you might join me in thinking that this is kind of incredible. Even Orca Whales have had enough with this bullshit capitalist hellscape, and their response is punk AF!

This is a card for those kinds of birthdays where mischief is encouraged, good trouble is sought, and at the end of the night some rich douchebag is left regretting their life choices upon realizing that the only thing money can’t buy is a solid gold bond with friends who squeeze every precious drop outta life and aren’t afraid to have fun, cause a ruckus, and possibly get arrested together.

  • Designed and Letterpress Printed in Colorado Springs
  • A2 Size (4.25” x 5.5”)
  • Includes envelope
  • Blank inside

Return Policy + Shipping Info

RETURNS: Unused yarn, pre-cut fat-quarter bundles and un-opened notions, in their original condition, may be returned or exchanged within 30 days of purchase. We do not cover shipping costs for exchanges.

We offer a full refund within 14 days of purchase and a store credit within 30 days of purchase.

Non-returnable items:
Cut to order fabrics, all books and patterns, gift cards, classes as well as downloadable products. These can be replaced if damaged in shipping.

All "sale" items are also final sale.

SHIPPING: We ship USPS when possible. Packages will 'usually' ship within 2 business days (we pull your order from inventory within 24 hours).

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